American Association of Bank Directors - Humor Corner

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AABD - Humor Corner

George Bernard Shaw sent Churchill a note inviting him to the first night performance of Saint Joan. He enclosed two tickets, "One for yourself and one for a friend, if you have one." Expressing his regret at being unable to attend, Churchill replied, asking if it would be possible to have tickets for the second night, "if there is one."