AABD - Humor Corner

A man arrives at the pearly gates and St. Peter looks up his record and says, "Well, you didn't do anything particularly good, but neither did you do anything particularly bad. I'll tell you what, if you can tell me of one really good deed you've done, I'll let you stay."

So the man says, "Well, once I saw some bikers menacing a young woman. I stopped my car. I took out my tire iron. I walked up to their leader—a huge man full of tattoos. He had a nose ring, and I said, "You leave this girl alone, you hear?  I stared at all of them, and I said, "Now get out of here, or you'll have to answer to me."

St. Peter was impressed.

"When did this happen?" he asked the man.

"About two minutes ago."